No Sleep Till....

Brooklyn!
We crammed into a car coated in dog hair and broken finger nails on Monday night to "run a train" to NY.
We stopped at a liquor store to grab forty's for the ride and met a fellow customer, who took my advice and grabbed a forty of Miller High Life and case of Budweiser cans. He followed us to the register, we could hear him in his strappy "mandals" approaching from behind he slapped the case of beer against my friends chest and said "here take that out to the car. I just had a hernia operation." WTF???
Nothing that quick pull from the champagne of beers can't handle. We boarded the train with fellow patrons including a couple of prostitutes and a terrified couple.
To occupy our time on the train we grossed each other out the most fucked up videos we could find on youtube... We lost... I threw up in my mouth when I was forced to watch a snip it of bestiality. PUKE Mr. Ed you sick bastard!!!!
Cheap metro cards and Asian midgets make a subway ride complete. Into the best Mexican eatery EVER! More beers and all of sudden Our Lady of Guadalupe looked like the Virgin Mary in a technicolor dream coat? Did someone sneak me some acid or is that Lady that magical?
Out the door in the pouring rain, as water climbed up my jeans I noticed that along with being wet, cigarette butts were collecting in the cuff of my jeans... thank goodness cause I could use a drag!
I guess after copious amounts of alcohol some moron would think jumping a subway turn style for a $1.50 ride was worth while... glad I had nothing to do with that!
(problem uploading pics...will add later!)