Fecophiliac

For months and months I had the same routine...wash my face and then dry it on the towel hanging in bathroom from Renee's shower. I also would wipe my mouth on said towel after brushing my teeth.
I was always getting cold sores, sinus infections and hives and just thought that I was one of those people prone to getting sick... Not like hypochondriac person I mean like visual sores that you could see and tasted like blood on my face. I know sounds H-O-T HOT!
Well one morning well doing my morning routine... Renee happened to wonder into the bathroom as I wiped my face on the towel. Her jaw dropped and her eyes bulged out of her head. She said "do you always do that?" I was like "do what? Use your towel? Yeah.." She started laughing and screaming at me that after she uses the towel she wipes down the entire bathroom INCLUDING THE TOILET (seat/under seat) with her towel before hanging it to dry.
My mouth instantly went dry and all the pieces fell into place. I wasn't a sickly person I was slowly being poisoned by my own fecal matter that I was routinely smearing on my face and mouth before starting my day!?
Now who wants to make out... I should add that since this revelation I haven't had any said "outbreaks"!! Thanks lover...