Truth Serum

Nothing beats a happy hour with a group of friends followed by a concert and more beer except the stories that the vicious truth serum known as alcohol illicit!
While consuming copious amounts of my favorite beverage with friends we discuss everything from giving ugly people oral sex to the most embarrassing moments of our lives. Lucky for us older peeps those years are FAR behind us!!
I wanted to share my two favorite stories from yesterday, obviously with holding the names of participants to secure their anonymity... that is until YOU join us for happy hour!
The first story involved a friend of mine who was in a relationship in college. Due to the fact that winter break was approaching and she would be separated from her boyfriend for about a month and half she decided to "give him something to remember her." This gift came in the form of a blow job. While in his dorm room waiting for his parents to arrive from out of state(and we all know how the feeling of pressure can add to these moments) she was giving it her all... so to speak. Picture lots of spit, hand and mouth action and we are gonna include possibly having an item of her clothing removed for good measure! Well as the act was coming to a head without warning his bedroom door slams open and his dad appeared in the threshold! Quickly my friend backed or crawled away from boyfriend and tried to act natural as he zipped up his fly and yelled at his dad for not knocking. The seconds turned into minutes and while trying to escape the situation she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror. She focused on her bright red lips and wet chin. Her stare into the mirror was broken by her boyfriend introducing her to his father. The father, being polite extended his right hand to shake hers which is when she realized that her right hand was completely saturated in spit. She quickly pulled back her right hand and gave him her left hand making this worlds most awkward handshake/moment of her life... SO FAR!! LOL
The runner up story was about another couple in college. Similar situation, boy is moving back out of state, girl is devastated and helping him back up his belongings. Almost everything is packed when his mother arrived except his bed. His mother, trying to be helpful made her way to the bed and began to remove the blanket/sheets etc... That is was when my friend came to the horrifying realization that the amazing going away sex they had the night before had left a huge period blood stain on his sheets!! She grabbed his hand as her eyes bulged out of her head and simulated the crime scene his mother was about to uncover! Running from the doorway he lunged into the air landing on the bed and ripping all blankets into the center!! Like he was gonna wash those sheets when he got home?! LOL