Vagina Floss

A friend of mine works at a well known bakery in the City of New Haven and recently shared an amazing story that happened to her with me. I could not resist but pass it along.
After a long day serving, coffee, muffins etc.. the line is finally winding down. My friend, "Judy", serves the last couple of patrons including a nicely dressed business woman with a briefcase on wheels. The woman orders a strong cup of java and possibly a muffin and then disappears to consume her purchases. "Judy" finishes up her daily routines as the patrons digest and begin to leave one by one.
Part of Judy's routines includes cleaning up/replenishing the ladies room, which is a single person bathroom. Judy walks over to the bathroom and pushes the door wide open surprising the business woman inside. The business woman is shocked by the intrusion (even though she failed to LOCK THE DOOR!!) She is standing in front of the sink with her skirt, pantyhose and underpants around her ankles, topless with a long sheet of paper towel between her legs making a motion that Judy could only describe as "flossing her vagina." Judy said excuse me and shut the door. She stood silently outside the bathroom pondering what she had just walked in on.
Moments later the business woman exited the bathroom at a quick pace, avoiding eye contact and dragging her little wheelie suitcase behind her!
Judy quickly returned to the bathroom to find it in complete shambles and worst of all.. that woman had left the filthy, used, sticky, hot, wet paper towel ON TOP OF THE TRASH CAN???
Couple of questions here... 1. Why the fuck do you take your shirt off to wash your snatch? 2. Of all things who lets their underpants/skirt etc touch a public bathroom floor? Your already topless just take that shit off! 3. I have been washing my own vagina for 31 years and I have never used the "floss" technique. Either this woman knows something I don't or there was more going on in that bathroom then we will ever know! (p.s. she was not wearing a mask with a zipper for a mouth) 4. Knowing that someone actually saw you using the paper towel on your lady parts maybe, just maybe, put it INSIDE THE GARBAGE CAN! And last but not least... LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR if your going to get all bajiggity with yourself at a bakery!