Oh the tangled, shaven vaginas we weave or sniff!?
We rallied up the usual set of hooligans for one of our weekend trips of debauchery and headed out. The ride consisted of sexual stories, photos, odd smells and A LOT of makeup all while taking pulls off of a dusty old bottle of my fathers scotch...
Our eyes danced from all the glittery lights as we pulled into the strip club parking lot! It was like a scene from some trashy Vegas flick :) and we were in love.
"Inside"the club we watched the ladies dance around nude or in children sized g strings to some of our favorite hits, while we clapped along with our lady friend in the wheelchair next to us. This was my girlfriends first trip to a strip club and she was confused because the dancers were already nude except for heels (she asked where was the show?) and there was an elevator strictly for oral sex (ring the bell for service.) Our attention was immediately brought back to the stage as "Stars" approached. She sprawled out in front of us and began shoving pointy sharp finger nails inside her vagina... wow... as if this action was captivating enough she ended the finger puppet show by clicking her gynormous heels together CLICK!!!! Or should I say Clit because what followed was... well as she straddled the bar about 4 quarts of what could only be described as KARO syrup poured from her vaginal opening onto the bar below... I was definitely seeing STARS!!
Up next a round of shots (not those kind of shots you pigs) handed to us from "Star's" sticky fingers! I told Elle not to worry alcohol kills everything...as we forced down the filthy liquid. Our single friend was up for the next treat a lap dance followed by the most amazing acrobatic trick I had ever seen!!!! Star literally (while on the stage) placed her head between my friends legs and flipped her own body upside down so that the her snatch was basically giving my friend razor burn on her face!!!!! (SEE PHOTO) Elle was more concerned with Star hitting her back against the bar on the dismount... but I whispered "she's a professional" A friends 3some in the bathroom later and we were all back in the Jeep pondering where the fuck we had just been!!!!!! Cheers.... life ain't nothing but strippers and money
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