Birthday Bits

Morning:
Woke up late on my bday morning and had a hard time opening my eyes... I finally pulled it together and we were off to visit my father at the hospital. Once we arrived Renee and I decided to take him for a walk. What is a better place then out in the Japanese Garden... well I guess I wasn't entertaining enough for Renee who veered off the pathway and started "off roading" with my overweight father, reclined in his wheel chair!!! Boy was she in for a surprise.. cause when a 250LB man gets moving.. HE GETS MOVING!!! I could hardly contain myself as her face filled with fear!! She tried slowing the speed demon chair down with no luck before one of the tires ripped off causing the wheel to roll on just the metal rim! She finagled a corner before grinding to a stop on uneven pavement!!!! At this point I was pissing my pants and my Dad... well Dad just liked to feel the wind in his hair :)

When I finally catch my breath I realize that we fucking need triple AAA to get this bitch moving but there is NO ONE around... Renee feels terrible and is totally embarrassed and so to punish me she says "well your just gonna have to push that thing!" Gathering all the strength I can muster, I bear down and begin to push as my father started yelling at me!! He was basically mushing me like a dog as the chair scraped along the sidewalk, with him reclined almost "lampin"...I was just waiting for sparks to start flying!! The chair became heavier and heavier and Dad was angrier and angrier which only made the situation funnier!!! I barely made it on the elevator with a group of strangers when Renee started getting the giggles... I was covered in sweat and my father kept saying "I'm all done!" whatever that means... ME TOO for that matter LOL!!! Trying to get off the elevator was even more treacherous because now the second fucking front wheel snapped off!! I have a group of strangers standing around me watching, my girlfriend laughing, my father yelling and not one fucker helping! We made it to the nurses station where I showed them the wheels...and they couldn't believe that I had made it back from "the gardens" as I entertained them with my story and sopping wet armpits!

Still was one the best parts of my day... :) Love you Dad!!